I'M 50! 50 YEARS OLD.
I'm not really turning 50 today. My 21st is on Friday, however.... so I'm expecting lots of presents from all of you. (Just kidding. (Not really. (Maybe a little.))) Anyways. Today is my 50th treasury in a row, so we're celebrating SALLY O'MALLEY STYLE! So I expect lots of KICKing, STRETCHing, and KICKing in my honor.